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It is a peasant couple who participates in the award ceremony of a bull competition.
The announcer announces:
Third prize, the bull Gideon, three years, three protests a day!
The woman, nudging her husband:
You hear ? three times per day !! You should take some seed!
The presenter continues:
- Second prize, the bull Gerard, five years, six projections a day!
The woman, excited:
- You hear ?! You hear ?!...
The presenter, finally:
- And the first prize, the bull Germain, four years and a half, nine projections a day!
The woman, more and more excited:
- You hear ?! You hear ?! You hear ?!...
The husband then addresses the presenter:
- 9 times a day, is it with the same cow?
- Uh no.
So he said to his wife:
- You hear ?!
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