Jokes about the blind, jokes about the crazy, with no objective of laughing at the handicap of people. Jokestotell presents you his selection of joke on handicap of the web.
A small child, without arms, is at the pool with his class. When the lifeguard asks the class who knows how to swim, the little one answers:
- Me sir, me sir.
- No, my boy, do not talk nonsense.
- Yes, sir. And the little one jumps to the water to prove his words. Once in the water, he manages to swim and is doing quite well. Back on board, the lifeguard asks him:
- It's very small, but where did you learn to swim?
- It's my daddy, every week he takes me to the sea and throws me in the water, I have to swim back.
- And it's not too hard?
- No, the hardest thing is to get out of the plastic bag ...