Joke To Tell Blondes : Additional blond joke for your collection

Objet :    Additional blond joke for your collection

Subject: A blonde Joke

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. This is your
suspect,
how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only
has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his
profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the
picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to
catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course
only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!!
Is that the best answer you can come up with? Extremely
frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a
very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the
suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know
himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting
answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an
astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear."
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