It's a guy who gets into a bistro, he is scratched in the face...

It's a guy who gets into a bistro, he is scratched in the face, on the arms, the legs, in short not bad badly.
- So his friends ask him what happened to him.
- The guy answers:
- I just buried my mother-in-law!
The others answer him:
- What is the relationship with your scratches?
The guy answers:
- But she did not want to!
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