Husband / Wife Joke ; A Colorado rancher and his wife were bickering while on holiday in France.

A Colorado rancher and his wife were bickering while on holiday in France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived the rancher said: "I'll have a big, thick porterhouse steak."

The waiter replied: "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"

To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."
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