- This is the only type of cuisine that a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do this type of cooking, the following chain of events is triggered.
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman arranges the salad, the vegetables and makes the dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray near the utensils necessary for cooking and brings it to the man, who stands next to the grill, a beer in his hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside the house, to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman goes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man removes the meat from the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman cleans the table and washes dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she appreciated her "cooking break". Noticing his somewhat bored reaction, he draws the conclusion that she is never satisfied.