Dusty Underwear ; One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,


Dusty Underwear


> >               One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, 

> >               said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your 

clothes in slim Fast.

> >               Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'


> >               His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply 

couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

> >               The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of

> >               his drawer. 

'What the heck is this??' he said to himself as a

> >               little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

> >               'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you 

> >               put talcum powder in my underwear?'              

She replied with a snicker. It's not talcum powder....

It's 'Miracle Grow'.

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