Soccer team
An association of a village creates a football team which included only dwarves, and the two teams clashed every Sunday, they had as a cloakroom a bar not far from the ground where they play.
A Sunday a guy enters the bar starts to get drunk. At the time of the match the two teams leave the first floor a team in red and another in blue, the guy completely drunk turns around and see the two teams parade, he then turns to the bartender and said:
- Hey ! My old man! I do not want to scare you, but there is your foosball that goes crazy!