A nun visits the parish priest:
- That's my father: in the cloister we have a problem with our two parrots. They are females and they can only say one abominable sentence: "We are prostitutes, do you want to have fun?"
"It's awful," exclaims the priest. But I can be a solution. Bring me your parrots, I will put them with mine who are males and I learned to pray and read the Bible. So your two females will learn to praise and worship God.
The next day, the nun brings her parrots to the priest who puts them as agreed in the cage of the two males.
Then the two female parrots engage in conversation:
- We are prostitutes, do you want to have fun?
And one of the male parrots says to the other:
- You can put away your Bible! Our prayers are finally answered!