A man married for several years shouts to his wife:
- Bring me a beer before it starts!
The woman gently brings a beer to her husband. Half an hour later, he shouts again:
- Bring me a beer before it starts!
The woman is still bringing beer. Half an hour later, the man shouts again:
- Bring me a beer before it starts!
The woman gets impatient and says:
- Before what exactly begins? And you could go get them your beers ...
With that, the grumpy husband:
- That's it, it started!