It is Sunday 2nd July 2006. A man has two great tickets for the FIFA World
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> > Cup final. As he takes his seat in the Berlin stadium, another man comes
> > down the aisle and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
> > "No", he says, "It's empty."
> > "Unbelievable!" exclaims the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
> > seat like this for the World Cup final - the biggest sporting event in the
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> > year! - and not use it?"
> > The first man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife
>was
> > supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup
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> > Final we haven't been together since we got married."
> > "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
> > findsomeone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the
> > seat?"
> > The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."