A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
 approached his assistant "George'', I am going hunting tomorrow and don't
want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care 
of all me patients".

 "Yes, sir!" answers George.

 The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,George,
 How was your day?"

 George told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
 headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

 "Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

 "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says
George.

 "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the
 doctor.

 "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
 Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything  including her
 bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and
 shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"

 "Tunderin' lard Jesus Geore, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

 "I put drops in her eyes."

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