3 men, a Frenchman a Belgian and an American lost themselves in the jungle when suddenly, cannibals capture them:
- Hello foreigner, we are cannibals and we love human meat. But we offer you the possibility to escape: if you formulate a wish that we manage to answer, we will eat you and with your skin we will make a canoe! If we do not succeed, you will be free.
- Then the American replies: Phew !! Nothing easier. I would like a Cadillac limousine with pool and bar inside and the girls that go with it!
The next morning, the limousine arrives with the girls on board! Cannibals catch the American, eat it and make a beautiful canoe with his skin.
Arrive the tour of French:
- I want a traditional French dish: cassoulet Toulousain with a good Bordeaux wine and dessert a lighthouse Breton. (By thinking that cannibals do not know how to cook!)
The next morning, the table is served: cassoulet, wine and dessert! The Frenchman then eats his dish and then the cannibals eat him and make a beautiful canoe with his skin!
Then the Belgian advances and says:
- I would like the fork of French!
The stunned cannibals answer:
- But you are crazy ? We already have the fork! Are you sure you want to die !?
Then the Belgian answers:
I do not care, I want the fork!
The cannibal hands him the fork.
The Belgian takes the fork and then passes through his body several times, saying:
- Look what I do with your beautiful canoe!