10 Things to ponder in the year 2018: Jokestotell.com
Number 10
- Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
- Good health is merely the
slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
- Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a
sandwich.
Number 7
- Give a person a fish and
you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
Number 6
- Some people are like a
Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
- Health nuts are going to
feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Number 4
- All of us could take a
lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
- Why does a slight tax
increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut
saves you 30 cents?
Number 2
- In the 60s, people took
acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.
AND THE
NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2018 :
We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in
terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture
in charge of immigration Give me a sense of humor and Give me
the grace to see a joke. So get some humor out of life, and pass it on to other
folks!