10 Things to ponder in the year 2018: Jokestotell.com

10 Things to ponder in the year 2018: Jokestotell.com
Number 10
      - Life is sexually transmitted.

      Number 9
      - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
      Number 8
      - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
      erection, make him a sandwich.

      Number 7
      - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
      the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

      Number 6
      - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you
      still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
      Number 5
      - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
      of nothing.

      Number 4
      - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to

      Number 3
      - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut
      saves you 30 cents?

      Number 2
      - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
      weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

      AND THE
      NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2018 : We know exactly where one cow with
      mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
      America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
      terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture
      in charge of immigration Give me a sense of humor and Give me the grace to see a joke. So            get some humor out of life, and pass it on to other folks!

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