On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public
address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude
they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and
advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the
microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a
cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess
immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up,
one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"